Chicken Saturday?

Now wait just a doggone minutes! Dis is not da Chicken Satfurday! As yous well knows, Satfurdays is burger days! But mommy has da chicken bag in da hand! Dis is cwueltee to doggies! Wees demands da burgers! .... Uhh, holds on a sec, is dere .. waffle fwies in dat bag??? I might haves to get back to yous all later, alwegators. Dis needies further inbestigashun.