A Twee is Still a Twee

OMD wees apawentwee installed da permanent pine twee in ours fambly woom! Dis embarrasin, so don't judge us pwease! Deres a lot of workies dat goes into gettin wid of dis fing n gettin it back in da cwoset. At least dats what daddy says. Wees finkies he just doos not want to move da big piano so he's twyin to stall fur time. Anyways wees still enjoying da lights, but dis is gettin wediculous. Mommy said she's gonna go buy a bunch of wed valentine hearts n some white feathers (!!!??) n decowate it if he don't hurwee up! Daddy said, knock yous self out! Oh boy! BOL!